Comedian Chris Rock has a confession to make. In all of his wealth, health, and recent gigs, he has nothing in common with his children. “My kids are rich,” said Rock during a recent sit-down on The Daily Show. “I have nothing in common with them. I don’t know what the h*** they’re talking about. They give me attitude, then I start to hit them and I’m like ‘You can’t hit a rich kid.'”
Although he has spoken with his wife about the problem, she refuses to handle things Chris’ way. “Every year I beg my wife to put them in camp in Harlem and she won’t do it. I think my whole rich a*** neighborhood needs to go to camp Harlem in the summer and get their lunch money taken and beat up,” said the comedian.
Chris is set to star in the upcoming film 2 Days In New York. He has been working on his standup act and promises that the finished product is on its way. The comedian errors on the side of caution when preparing because he knows that “No one wants to hear jokes twice. They barely want to hear them once.” Hilarious.